Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.
Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.
by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020
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Vocab express

The most annoying shit you will ever do in life.

You get one thing wrong and you have to do it all over fucking again!
The only fucking way to pass or complete the homework is to get 100%.
Thankfully I know a hack, just open 2 vocab express tabs and go on the thing where it says French to English or English to French and leave it there bc it says translations the open another and do it. Ur welcome :)
by keep it halal October 11, 2022
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hell express

A fast track to hell!a one way ticket to hell! Taking the express train to hell! Going to hell at an accelerated rate!
Bad people who don’t ask gods forgiveness might as well be on hell express!
by Princesslouise January 01, 2018
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Polar Express

When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands
You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!
by NotTonyHawk November 15, 2020
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Polar express

The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.
The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
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Expressive Following

Just like stalking, but better, because then you don’t have the negative stigma around stalking
Expressive following ins my specialty”
by Kendia244 August 09, 2018
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Welfare Express

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.
The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.
by bush did 911 February 12, 2023
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