Killer scorpion dumpings

A bowel movement that feels so awful it is as though you are shitting live, angry scorpions.

"Oh man, I just had a ton of hot wings. I'm going to have some serious killer scorpion dumpings tomorrow."

by Rechan December 28, 2008

dumpinpissin

a state of urination out of the penis or the vagina but at the same time excretion from the anus are performed in unison.

That bitch was dumpinpissin on my face!!

by monkeytits April 4, 2008

Dumpling Drop

The act of lowering one's testicles into the waiting eyelids of another person.

You know I get scared of the dark. So why do you keep on dumpling dropping me?

by Jshane1 November 29, 2011

Dumpling day

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.

Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.

Join me next year, but rsvp.

Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!

Or

I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day

by Jflo207 November 11, 2018

Dumpin' Donuts

The pooh that erupts, sometimes within minutes of either finishing your dunkins breakfast sandwich or when you've made just to the half way mark of an dunkins iced coffee

Patrick - It was only a 12 minute walk between dunks and my place!
Ivy - You should've known better than to eat your dunkins sandwich so far from the safety of a toilet. Your dunkin donuts trip is going to cause you dumpin' donuts in your pants!

by Caswellianhero July 17, 2021

Dumpling Wrapper

Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.

I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.

It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.

I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021

death dumpling

Slang term for a fat goth chick.

"I'm so drunk even the death dumplings are looking good."

by exbouncer415 March 11, 2009