Definitions by monkeytits
crump
verb - to stomp onto the stomach of a freshly deceased corpse with such force that its internal organs erupt from its anus/vagina. Usually performed so that the guts spray into the face of a willing volunteer for their perverted pleasure.
Jon: "How'd you like that time when I crumped your mum all over you?"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"
crump by Monkeytits March 18, 2014
dumpinpissin
a state of urination out of the penis or the vagina but at the same time excretion from the anus are performed in unison.
dumpinpissin by monkeytits April 4, 2008