doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017

Drooty

Adjective- Missourian (portmanteau i.e. Droopy + Booty) A colloquial term used to describe a person's flabby butt.

Lookit dat drooty.
Drooty to da bone.
Drooty be outta control.

by Zeddicus Rex April 17, 2017

Droodle

Droodle is when someone drools and makes a pattern in it.

Damn John, you just droodled a fucking smiley face on your pillow.

by Dubv12 September 20, 2017

Droopy Mouth Syndrome

Droopy Mouth Syndrome aka (DMS) is a condition that affects individuals when they're in the presence of a woman who embodies the ' 3B's' (Beauty, Brains and Body). Her presence causes somatical impairement which causes pangs, penury, tretfullness and fidgety jitters. Curmudgeons who pitch for the beef industry are significantly affected. Physiotherapy and Psychotherapy are the only treatments that can help repair damage, reduce stiffness and pain, increase mobility and improve their qual;ity of life and help the person change and overcome their morbid jealousy.

The symptoms of Droopy Mouth Syndrome:
-Drooping of one side of the face
-Numbness & tinglimng
-Pain & discomfort
-Muscle twitching, cramps & twitching
-Popping sound of jaw when attempting to close the mouth
-unusual facial expression
-Blank stare
-Decreased appetite
-Difficulty standing, abnormal gait
-Headache
-Constipation, distended stomach
-Anxiety, confusion & excessive sweating

Example:
Jiro: "WTF is wrong with Sullen, she looks she's had a bitter pill?"
MC: "IDK, she's been like that as soon Hailey walked in"
Jiro: "Oh, look, it's not just her, look at the other women over there, they look like stunned mullets as well"
MC: "Shit, that fishy smell must be coming from their end"

by Ball tamperer May 17, 2018

Doody Doopey Doo

ALF humping

I think ALF had a Doody Doopey Doo On Creator’s Leg.

by MayDayMeh June 12, 2018

Doody

A doody is a doodle, which is a dick

Wanna luck my doody

by C benno May 9, 2018

Droodling

When you torment a loved one, but are too scared to fight a bully.

For being rude to his brother, but being a coward before his bully Jasper was accused of droodling.

by Milos Weens July 31, 2018