Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.
Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."
by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022
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Hater's Dozen

Nik: Man, that donut shop gave me a Hater's Dozen.

Jesse: Well, you're an asshole so you probably deserve it.
by SoggyGeg November 19, 2018
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Epstein's Dozen

A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14
I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.
by Frenchtard October 19, 2023
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A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.
Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
by QuacksO August 16, 2018
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Pwners Dozen

Similar to a bakers dozen but instead of 13 bread rolls, you make 12 Carriers
I was like OMG, but then I realised I had the pwners dozen and roflestomped him
by HyperionAAA December 12, 2010
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double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver
After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen
by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024
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Baker's Daughter's Dozen

I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.
by Brophytastic November 22, 2016
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