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doche

Contrary to popular belief doche is used to signify the orgasmic awesomeness of any person, place or thing. It is often used as a greeting in conversation to celebrate the moment you meet someone you pwn at life.
It has opposing or unrelated meanings to the word douche or douche bag.
Warning: Do not use this word against severely insecure or suicidal persons.
Doche Doche Doche! I feel incredible seeing you I fuckin' own you in all ways possible. You make me feel great. Doche!
by pdochesti May 22, 2007
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dooche

like a duche except more duchey
alec baldwin is a dooche, tom cruise is a dooche, helen hunt is a dooche,john kerry is a dooche,amy klobichar is a dooche. ect.
by kpaske January 17, 2007
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doinchel

Relatively unknown slang term for any of the following: "penis", "cock", "dildo", "phallice". Originated from accidental mistranslation of the german word for penis. However, the word appears nowhere in english or german languages.
Dude you suck so much doinchel at life. I mean, you play RUNESCAPE, c'mon.
by SA Acid Fire November 11, 2004
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Dichhead

A safer word to use in school, or around others to call someone a 'dickhead'.
instead of 'mr rogerson is such a dickhead'

it would be

'mr rogerson is such a dichhead'
by Tulipfreak December 23, 2008
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Dooch

The douchebag who always mooches from others.
Bob: Dude pack more weed
Bill: Did you bring any?
Bob: No, but pack more
Bill: Fuck you dooch
by Not very important[bn October 17, 2008
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dochebag

A hopelessly addicted gambler with a propensity for drunken buffonary
Marc is such a dochebag, he lost a grand on the Bruins and then got booted from the club for puking in a wine bucket
by Josh Cap March 11, 2008
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Dichotomous

Dichotomous: A word that you don't know the meaning of, but you use because it is long and sounds educated. Common responses are either calling your bitch ass out, or responding as indicated in the example.
Dichotomous. Yeah I can do that too: paraphernalia. Doesn't make you sound any smarter, ass hole.
by Irony inspired motherfucker November 22, 2005
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