Dodger

verb - when you show up to a work meeting wasted and decide that this is your moment to be the most extraverted person in the room.

"Hey man, I've got 12 beers I need to get rid of before we do our financial report!"
"Cool, let's Dodger that meeting!"

by Sticky McWhipit February 9, 2022

Mahi dodger

A person hiding under the rim, always rolling durries when there's hard work to be done.

Eah the bro's being a Mahi dodger again, he just gapped it for another durry g.

by Salalad February 10, 2022

rocket dodger

Billy Katsibaros when he plays halo; one who dodges rockets in halo with unimaginable skill.

no! shit! you fucking rocket dodger! The damn rocket was only 4 feet away! WHAT THE FUCK?!

by billy katsibaors July 22, 2004

dodger-brained

doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.

"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"

by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020

PSDD (Perrier Sipping/Swilling Debt Dodger)

A conspicuous consumer who laments he/she "can't" pay his/her student loan or utility bills while headed out for a case of bottled water, carton of smokes, concert ticket or tattoo, etc. The thought of economizing or getting a second job to pay off debt is wholly repugnant. Much more attractive options for this type of person are federally mandated loan forgiveness, Go Fund Me campaigns, or even bankruptcy.

She spendshuge amounts on designer clothes, gourmet foods, etc., then complains she can't pay her rent. She's always looking for a way to get others to pay her bills--she's a true PSDD (Perrier sipping/swilling debt dodger)!!

by Travelingmankc April 1, 2021

Dick dodger

A lesbian

Man you can't get with her she is a full blown dick dodger

by 333bam September 14, 2024

Soap Dodger

A person who dodges soap. It's often associated with other unhygienic practices. It originates from the cartoon show "The Amazing World Of Gumball" on Cartoon Network.

Joe: Yo what did you do in the shower u were like in there for 2 minutes?
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.

by funnywordsforfunnyppl June 17, 2025