All dicked up

When you look like a mess or like shit. When you can't get something right. When something isn't right.

Dude, you're all dicked up!
Why are you acting all dicked up?
My paper is all dicked up.

by Jacqueline Cirella September 6, 2017

Pre-Dicked

When you masturbate before having sex

I could not finish last night because I pre-dicked.

by BigDaddyBeefStick69 November 21, 2017

food dicker

A female that only wants a man for food and fucking. A form of food digger with extra benefits. Includes buying groceries too.

That chick is a food dicker.

by tinman223 November 30, 2017

hickery dickery dock

the mouse sucked off my cock

sponsored by doctor seuss, hickery dickery dock, the mouse sucked off my cock.

by Zerkun Designs February 13, 2018

Mr Dicker

That teacher tryin show his pp to everyone in the swimming showers

Mr dicker got fired yesterday

by Soakedinred November 27, 2018

Small Dicked Bliss

Someone with such a small penis he couldn’t find it, even if he was going to use it to pee up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Dude, I’d help put the fire out, but I’m a Small Dicked Bliss!

by Cold Madina April 15, 2019

The dickening

A true force of big dick energy to a female that had particularly been talking shit resulting in her and entire back being blown out and her becoming doctor Xavier

Molly has a big mouth and now she moves shit with her mind because of the dickening

by Pablo bash August 1, 2019