National long distance relationship day

A day in a long distance relationships celebrate their...uhh..distance? And the day falls on March 21st

“Hey bob! Do you know what day it is?!”
“It’s national long distance relationship day!”
“Ohh you know what that means!”

by Askmewhojoeis582 April 19, 2020

Distamption

Screwing up everything you come into contact with. Unable to do anything correctly. Useless.

Fess' attempt to get Ginger was an act of total distamption.

by Super Dave Man August 23, 2009

distant hugger

Someone who, when hugging or being hugged, try their hardest to keep their body as far away from the other person as possible.

girl 1: hey, i saw michael give you a hug earlier.
girl 2: yeah, too bad hes such a distant hugger

by near hugger February 18, 2010

distance hoe

a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so

Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???

by Lynds Marie May 30, 2016

distatusfaction

Dissatisfaction with one's status.

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.

by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.

Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?

by caved May 6, 2020

distanceship

It’s a friendship but long distance so it makes it a distanceship

A: isn’t it hard having a BFF living in a other country?

B: No, our Distanceship is working just fine :)

by Ano!f June 9, 2020