Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!

Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."

by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024

DINK

Double Income No Kids

Refers to child-free couples whose lifestyle boasts a double income and no kids to spend it on.

Plural: DINKs

We're DINKs, we go on multiple holidays per year because we don't have to put Timmy in childcare.

by B0NK3R5 January 8, 2024

Dink

When you are feeling kinda exhausted and dank from the night before, but overall happy and doing okay.

Adam “How are you doing halle”
Halle “I’m feeling kinda dink today!”

by aidsbyron March 11, 2024

dink

Referring to your significant other as a cute nickname.

“MY DINK DONT LOVES ME.”

by moyhf March 21, 2024

DINK

Dual Income, No Kids.

Can also be DINKWAD - Dual Income, No Kids, with a Dog.

We will never give up DINK life.

by Ahr-tee March 29, 2024

Dink

(Dual Income No Kids) - a couple that that’s no kids and able to spend their money how ever they like. They usually have several pets

“It must be so nice to go to go on vacation again”
“Yeah perks of being dinks”

by Lunaooo March 29, 2024

DINK

Also DINKs for a plural, DINK is an adjective that stands for (D)ual (I)ncome, (N)o (K)ids or Dual Income No Kids. This means that two partners in a relationship both have jobs, but no kids. This may typically give them lots of money, and lots of free time outside of work.

Yeah, me and Linda, we're DINKs. I don't think we'll ever have kids!

by WhosBlue June 29, 2024