Dickfished

When the dick you get is not the dick that was originally presented to you in previous photos.

Wow! John’s dick was so much smaller in person than the photos he sent me! I’m afraid I’ve been dickfished

by Radassh March 17, 2026

Dickship

Dickship is a slang word that roughly means bullshit, nonsense, or fuckery. It’s used to describe something stupid, unfair, messed up, or just generally ridiculous. The tone can be ironic, annoyed, or dismissive, kind of like when someone says “That's fucked up” or “this is bullshit.”

Depending on context, it can refer to a situation, behavior, or even a person, similar to how English speakers might say “this is some real shit” or “he’s being an idiot.”

This drink was a total dickship.
What dickship are you up to?

by levicore November 11, 2025

micro dickism

When you play a cell phone game and spend tons of money on it to be good and bully people in that said game. But is a pussy in real life and suffer from small pee pee syndrome

Rok in last war struggle with micro dickism because they hate there real life micro penis.

by Keldawg5 December 28, 2024

Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra

Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit

by LightAttack January 17, 2025

Buried by Dickshots

buried by dickshots—(adj.) BARE-eed bi DIK-shotz
Actively dating online, as a female.

Are you seeing anyone steady?
Nah, I'm just buried by dickshots.

by Chillanthropist January 3, 2012

Trickshots without dickshots

What someone says when you try to get a trickshot and pull it off, without making a dick of yourself.

Ah fuck, I missed.

Ah, you know what they said: can’t have trickshots without dickshots.

by Wobblysausage June 22, 2024