short dicked it

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash

Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it

by shortdickery June 30, 2016

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Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021

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Eggs Been-A-Dicked

When you make scrambled eggs with nut in them.

My ole lady wouldn’t give me any last night so I made her eggs been-a-dicked for breakfast.

by Matt1919 March 27, 2022

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Dirty dicked

When a guy sleeps or recieves oral sex from a girl who has previously within the last 24 hours had sex with another guy or given another guy oral sex.

"wow i cant believe I hooked up with that totally hot girl."
"Dude that i just slept with that girl 5 hours ago, you totally got dirty dicked."

by HandyJobby July 24, 2009

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Forcing your dick into a woman's cunt or anus while both are bone dry, creating severe discomfort for the woman and a sense of domination by the man.

Also, the act of fucking someone when they are unwilling and/or unprepared, but u don't care cause they are gonna get fucked whether they want to or not, bitch!

Kidpro bent over WTF its Eamon and dry dicked his anus until the blood provided lubrication. Ouch.

by Tecmo Bastard March 14, 2008

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