Dangled Carat

when someone is led on to think they are getting engaged, a faux engagement

No one deserves to have a dangled carat. He acted like he was going to pop the question but instead he dangled carat. Nothing is worse than a dangled carat

by Feeling Beachie November 8, 2014

dingleberry blaster

The action of placing a firecracker lightly against your bunghole and lighting it to then blast away the dingleberries

Timmy: *places firecracker on hairy bunghole*
Joey: *lights the bitch up*
Timmy: *screams like a little bitch as hair, shit and firecracker flys across the room*
Joey: *laughing his dick off*

“Chill out man it’s just a dingleberry blaster! Don’t be a bitch”

by Suck-a-nigga-dick-69 December 4, 2019

Dinglebytes

A term referring to a new breed of coward, bowing to microscopic overlords that rule entirely from a world of digital information (ie. – Bytes), wielding powers from the intricate depths of tangled dingle-berries.

Today's world is full of those DingleBytes, trying to shape society into their own vision of how things should be.

by Kikima April 1, 2020

mad dangle

(adj.)having such tremendous stickhandling ability in streethockey (also known as stickball, dekhockey, ballhockey).

(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"

People who mad dangle
Alxeander Ovechkin
Claude Giroux
me

by Bill Cos' aka ds May 19, 2009

bait dangler

a man who uses his penis to catch things, air land or sea.

man i've been a bait dangler all weekend, and i caught three diseases and two fish.

by 3z3k1e7 April 16, 2010

Turd Dangler

Someone who lets their terds dangle when they are crapping, either on purpose or because they are generating more power to keep pushing and dont want to cut it just yet.

Omar:Dude the other day Frankie sent me a picture of a turd hanging out of his ass.

Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler

by ginomacdaddy November 9, 2011

portland dangle

The act of a man stirring another person's drink with his penis. Originating from Portland.

Rick asked me to make him a mixed drink, so I poured coke and whiskey into the cup and gave it the ole' Portland dangle.

by Danglemonster September 7, 2016