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hugh despensor

A joke where one person says 'Imagine if _____ marries Hugh Despensor...' and the other person replies with '_____ DESPENSOR!!!'
Person 1: 'Imagine if Semen married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: 'SEMEN DESPENSOR!!!!!'
by Lordnahtanoj May 4, 2024
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Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.
Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people
by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024
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I depend on you

A short sentence associated with a low-quality drawing of 2 shape figures, a yellow and blue one, hugging each other. This was posted around December 2024 on Twitter (X).

It has since then become a redraw meme and a catchphrase.
Person 1: I depend on you... *tries to hug other person*
Person 2: omg thnx for reminding me to redraw that meme!
by repufolklore January 4, 2025
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Machine-dependent brats

Kids under age 25 today who go absolutely ballistic when they're on an all- inclusive vacation and can't access the internet.
Socio-culturally illiterate, Machine-dependent brats should rediscover the power and joy of actual reading while on vacation.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2026
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Independent Dependent

Someone who has a full time job but still lives with their parents. A term coined by Greg Evans in his newspaper comic strip LuAnn. Becoming increasingly common as costs of living continue to rise.
by Shepherd Guy May 10, 2025
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Victimhood Dependency

noun
noun: Victimhood Dependency

Victimhood Dependency, also known as “Woe is Me syndrome,” is in most cases a severe addiction to the attention and exclusive treatment one receives from sympathetic/empathetic interactions from others.

Typically in public settings, especially online settings, a person with Victimhood Dependency will tend to take controversial things about themselves (i.e: race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, disability) and complain about them in return for interaction from others as well as exclusivity from them.

Cases of Victimhood Dependency can be diagnosable within one conversation for most cases. Worried about a friend? Please read the example below:
In the example, if it’s not obvious enough, the person affected with Victimhood Dependency is Person 1.

Person 1: “Hey, I’ve heard that our high school is having a reunion party next week! Totally dope, right?”

Person 2: “Oh, that IS dope! What day and time?”

Person 1: “It’s so hard being a minority, I really wish things were easier for us.”

Person 2: “I don’t see how…”

Person 1: “Are you denying my VERY REAL discriminative experiences right now?”

Person 3 (Often deemed “Dipshit”): “Yeah, Person 2, you’re an asshole. Person 1, allow me to kiss your feet and encourage your behavior.”

Person 1: “Sweet…”
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That depends

For how long have you not had control?
Hym "Um... Yeah, I don't know. That depends on how long it has been out of your control. There are 3 things I can think of off the top of my head but I can't say for certain until I know when the spiral started."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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