Deerbonologie

A form of study centered around Deer and their fictional and non-fictional kin. including creatures that have the biological makeup of a Deer

I heard that one of the professors has a degree in Deerbonologie

by Herb the Deerbonologist August 7, 2018

Deer Cuck

Someone who is too scared to kill an animal whike hunting with buddies, and subsequently allows their buddy to get the kill.

Bill is a total deer cuck, I had to shoot the deer for him.

by JewSnapper December 29, 2018

a deer Abbott

A deer Abbott is a deer that is pretending to be a human. He is usually disguised as a small know-it-all asshole. If you come across a deer Abbott, then befriend him so that nothing weird happens to you. Trust us, weird shit will happen. The deer is also commonly referred to as 'Abbott' as deer take a liking to this name. It fits a know-it-all asshole, don't you think?

"Goddammit, a deer Abbott is back again!!"

"Stop being such a little shit, you a deer Abbott!!"

by bearypie June 5, 2018

Sebastian Deerson

A sexy blonde kid that wears glasses, dates a Juliana and is a nerd. He only plays Minecraft and stays in his basement all day playing his $1000 pc. (and yes there is somebody that asks him for a pc called John Markowkski.)

Hey Sebastian Deerson buy me a pc.

by J0nnyB01 June 30, 2021

One John Deere Town

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.

Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.

by jsd9632 December 5, 2011

deerfieldian

A student at Deerfield Academy and the exact opposite of a Choatie, a Deerfieldian is the quitessential student, setting the standard for manners, itellegence, class, and dress.

The Deerfieldians soundly defeated the Choaties at the football game last satuday.

by dictionary April 8, 2005

deer

a deer is a stupid animal that makes no noise and jumps in cars alot (beware the deer's brain shut off after a hour of thinking like a normal animal)

Shut up you deer!

by Sexy nonce January 31, 2020