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A guy with an absolute dump truck of an ass.
“Woah!Did you see Derek!?”
Yeah, boy got a dump truck of an ass :D”
Derek by Bo_Diddley January 23, 2022
Enemies Are Missing?? - a poem written by goofball567 as a tribute for derek’s forgiveness: _derek is love, derek is life. i will stop at nothing to make derek my wife. my life means nothing, i will be in tears; if derek will not come back, if derek is not here. the seasons will pass by, the snow and the rain; its time well wasted until derek’s with me again. derek was my love, and everything was well; until nunu and willump struck, and our relationship: thrown to hell. derek i apologize, for telling you to press R; i recognize the struggle, and i understand that it is hard. its okay to not kill, its okay to not farm; i will accept your shortcomings, if it means to our relationship: no harm. because at the end of the day, it is you whom i’ll be kissing; and i will never again, ping “Enemies Are Missing ???”_
boy is derek so sexy and hot. i sure hope i dont mess up our relationship. IM SO SORRY DEREK
Derek by derek’s admirer January 23, 2022
guy: Derek likes men.
derek by anonymous February 28, 2022
A white guy who goes to Mexico without knowing any Spanish what so ever.
"Man, Chad was a real Derek when he went to Mexico."
Derek by Lt. Overlord February 12, 2022
People named Derek are usually emotional.
Derek’s are weak emotionally.
If you beg them, or danger them, they will give you what you want.
They keep there promises no matter what.
Derek is my best friend and promised to not tell my secrets.
Derek gave me what I wanted.
Derek by Interstpeople1 February 15, 2022
This motherfucker Derek has made me close five nights in a row, what the fuck?
Derek by Synnaro March 20, 2022