damage control

When you workout after a week/weekend of too much drinking.

Dude, I drank way too much last night. I'm gonna hit the gym for some damage control.

by TecateFox November 3, 2013

damage control

After you've done a mistake, reduce all witnesses to silence.

1) Mafia guy: "We've hit that mother and she saw we were carrying drugs, we gotta do some damage control".
2) Company guy: "An employee left the beta version of his iPhone in a bar, we sent the security for some damage control".

by BartyPenguin March 7, 2014

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

A famous sentence said by our god phil swift while stabbing a bucket.

bucket: PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Phil: *pulls out chainsaw*
bucket: AGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Phil: NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

by shooting2win July 6, 2018

Damaged Goods

Used to describe in a tongue in cheek manner someone who looks terrible after a big night or weekend

Person A: you look terrible
Person B: Yeap...damaged goods...no refund.

by HappyAardvark April 30, 2009

thats alot of damage

A meme about a guy poking holes in a bucket in a Flex Tape ad. Some times added "How about some MORE?"

Now thats alot of damage.

by This is illegal September 6, 2018

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

My main man Phil Swift goes insane whilst stabbing a bucket's bottom in a Flex Tape commercial. He then pulls a chainsaw out of his asshole and start cutting the bucket even more

Woman: The Hurricane hit our house!

Man: THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

by HotManAss36 July 29, 2018

piss monkey damage

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure

i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

by littlejimmie April 8, 2019