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A Duncan Moment

To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).
Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'

Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.

Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.
by Jerry the horny rat October 27, 2011
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Duncan

A Duncan is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet in your ENTIRE life time. He is tall, sweet, knows how to make you smile, and INCREDIBLY HOT!!! If you have a Duncan in your life, hold on and never let go.
Did you see that guy over there? He's totally a Duncan
by HottyMcShawty April 28, 2022
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Reid-Duncan syndrome

A medical condition where one develops an oversized rectum or ass hole
Boy this Reid-Duncan syndrome is giving me fits!
by Hmp99 October 9, 2021
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duncan brownspot

The act of putting your testicles in or on a unsuspecting persons face.Dunking then repeatedly . Consequently a brown spot remains on there forehead.
When I was drunk someone Duncan brownspot me . first I was mad but then I felt so violated.
by Tommy in hand April 27, 2017
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Duncan

Duncan: I am god.
by Malouious November 23, 2021
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karissa duncan

A lovely girl, she has a channel with her boyfriend Nate garner they post vlogs almost every single day and they also do prank on each other. She has an incredible laugh and smile that will make your day brighter
Me: Do you know karissa duncan
Friend: no why
Me: go search nate garner right now on youtube and watch their videos, thank me later
by Mari_ceba July 26, 2019
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peyton duncan

The most handsome mother fucker alive. He usually dates asian bitches. one of them cheated on him 3 times.
I feel bad that Peyton Duncan’s girlfriend cheated on him
by spedster? December 2, 2019
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