dog shit

Dog Shit.. Something that every fucker has trod-in..

"Oh steven, Iv just trod in dog shit, Oh nevermind whats new"

by Lee Quelch February 25, 2005

chili dog surprise

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

by penh June 6, 2009

Chicago Hot Dog Stand

When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.

My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.

by spideyskin May 26, 2021

dumb as dog shit

Unintelligent. Stupid.

She is dumb as dog shit.

by jonathad April 1, 2010

Dog squeeze

The little bit of extremely stinky, liquid shit that exits the anus of an excited small dog when you pick it up.

I picked up Steven and Diana's dachshund for hugs and licks and got dog squeeze on my arm.

by foofyfoo April 6, 2009

dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.

Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.

by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011

dog shit retard

Someone who is completely retarded, like legit makes you wanna kill yourself.

Vinny: Whats the number for 911?
Owen: You're a fucking dog shit retard.

by uncirumcisedjew October 13, 2017