Dirt Phone

Any cellular telephone which is not an Apple iPhone. A cell phone of common and uninteresting origin which does little more than make and receive calls. The dirt phone is commonly made of inferior materials and is poorly cared for by its owner.

My iPhone is a game-changer. I'll never go back to a $29 dirt phone.

by jsn111 July 6, 2009

Dirt Barbie

A complimentary term for woman who climbs, hikes, camps, derbies, etc. Girls/Women who don't mind some level of being messy, grungy, and otherwise buck the system. These women are sick to death of the idealized "barbie-fied" images of some false female ideal and want to revel in the glory of their adventurous spirit.

You wouldn't believe how hot that girl is - she's a real Dirt Barbie!

by Oleander Main August 8, 2010

dirt squirrel

A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.

You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.

by DMort December 11, 2010

Dirt clown

a douche bag, or a person who has no idea how stupid they actually are.

"look at that kid run around in his clown shoes! what a dirt clown!"
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carraway: " yeah dude, then I TOTALLY threw it in her!"

kyle: "whatever dirt clown"

by asde June 28, 2006

dirt dick

Refering to a dirty redneck with a good looking woman...

Why in the sam hell would she want to be with that dirt dick?

by 67XLCH May 14, 2009

dirt fucked

when you get fucked in the dirt. by the end you have leaves in your mouth and scrapes and bruises from rocks and branches. but damn, was it worth it.

-my back is covered in bruises, I totally got dirt fucked

by b00radley October 22, 2009

Dirt Spider

A person's asshole.

Dude, you played with her dirt spider?

by raudi933 September 11, 2010