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bre'd

when a girl starts her period unexpectedly while you're having sex with her. It is often at the worst possible times and after you've changed your sheets.
Guy 1: You get laid last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, but you'll never guess what that bitch did

Guy 1: Did she bleed?

Guy 2: (shameful silence)

Guy 1: Awwww, you got bre'd!!!
by Kirk Balm July 6, 2009
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Jo Bro'd

Referencing the Jonas Brothers in a situation were someone has fallen for a ruse . Like if you where punked by Ashton Kutcher. Instead it would be at the hands of the Brothers themselves.
The Jonas Brothers play a prank on their costar Chelsea Staub, where she is dragged into a lie about a broken guitar. When it becomes clear that Chelsea is about to be forced to defend herself, the boys promptly announce that she has been Jo Bro'd!
by Kroger Bob August 14, 2011
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Broll'd

Dude I totally broll'd Eric last night. He really thought I had sex with his mom!
by Teatss November 26, 2011
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Bryan'd

Bryan'd is when somebody tells lies upon lies and is just utterly retarded. The person can be quite annoying to the extent of the have no real life friends except for other outcasts. They gloat about tedious things that people could care less about and get mad if you don't care. The person will try their hardest to annoy you if you make them mad and try to use others jokes but end up ruining them far beyond comprehension. They usually only have online friends and they barely put up with him.
Man.....I thought he was a cool guy untill he bryan'd on us

Yeah. He's told me he's had chances to kiss or go out with so many girls but no girls talk to him
by TheSneakyMonkey August 14, 2014
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Bro'd Trip

A trip for strictly male friends.
by Awwwwwwshet November 19, 2016
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Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.
-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!
by bvc55 July 28, 2012
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Brandon D

To go your whole life without showering becoming extremly greasy.
Wow mother look how Brandon D that daywalker is.
by pimpship69 November 16, 2009
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