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bre'd

when a girl starts her period unexpectedly while you're having sex with her. It is often at the worst possible times and after you've changed your sheets.
Guy 1: You get laid last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, but you'll never guess what that bitch did

Guy 1: Did she bleed?

Guy 2: (shameful silence)

Guy 1: Awwww, you got bre'd!!!
by Kirk Balm July 6, 2009
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(Bre) Dodge

(Insert x-girlfriends name here) Dodge is when you see any of your x-girlfriends in a public place and narrowly escape a very painful and awkward conversation. Most applicable when the previous breakup was not so good.
Sam: Holy Crap man! I just did the most extreme (Bre) DODGE!
Trent:Where? I know she works at Fred Meyer..
Sam: yeah, I was in line for Starbucks and she was standing right next to me with a clipboard, so scary!
Trent: What did you do?
Sam: I spun around so she would not see me then assertively walked across the store and went for Starbucks elsewhere
by Fishman1319 January 27, 2009
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National Bre Day

This Day is represent love and appreciation for prettyd3mons also known as Bre. This day is on January 15th
by NBreD December 5, 2021
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ume de bre

Common phrase in Swiss-German, that is used to ask or clarify if a friend (swiss slang: bre) is present (swiss slang: ume).
It is often used as a conversation starter when you text a drugdealer to ask, if he got dope.
A: bisch ume de bre?
B: ja, wie viel bruchsch?
by TheVeryFunny May 14, 2021
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Dirty Bre

The Dirty Bre is when you shove two bags of pop rocks in your mouth before given a blow job, then when he cums you mix the pop rocks and cum and let it foam out of your mouth as you pretend to be a Redheaded Zombie.
I met this girl in Vegas and she gave me a Dirty Bre, it was so good I almost let her bit me after!
by After10 February 21, 2019
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Fool da bre

Fool da bre's deserve the bigger room and lots of coke
by Pie56 December 31, 2020
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Fool da bre

If you are a fool da bre then you deserve the bigger room and coke
by Pie56 December 31, 2020
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