Humongous beast that looks like he could kill you, but actually is pretty nice. Curtis (also known as Chungus) can be annoying, time to time, sometimes, often, every day. Likes to cook, but it starts to make sense the moment you look at him. The distinct feature of most Curtis' is that they are all fat.Also another things, don't overfeed your pet Curtis, or he might explode into pieces.
by Blockbuster 69 November 22, 2021
Get the Curtis mug.A virgin and his alias is also known as Curtis Weasley. He will also never get a girlfriend and simps to Lana Rhoades.
by MrPopoIsGod February 28, 2021
Get the Curtis Ginger mug.The superior to Curtis. Tends to be less of a self absorbed butthead. Other Curtis variations write their own definition and spam pages with fake 5 star reviews. What a bunch of fakers. Any one unfortunate enough to have obtained a Curtis in their lives should look into trading him in for a less tall blonde and annoying Curtys.
by Not Lauryn December 26, 2019
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by Lunar Curtis November 30, 2019
Get the Lunar Curtis mug.My English name. The other definitions for Curtis are very nice but most of em r just saying that curtis is very sexy. Also the definition from BABY GIRL BB is very informative (mhm mhm) but she is NOT my gf.
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