cucumber

Masturbation, Jacking off, Touching oneself for pleasure, Inserting (a) finger/s in your pussy/ass, Playing with yo' self, Massaging your tits/pussy.

When did you last cucumber?
She cucumbers.
Yo, dude! Watch this, it makes you want to cucumber.

by mamamamamma May 23, 2008

cucumber melons

titty fucking

look at the melons on that one i think im going to give her a dirty sanchez then give her cucumber melons

by marine21 May 14, 2003

Beef Cucumber

n. The male anatomy.

"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."

by B.LAM February 1, 2009

cucumber sandwich

1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.

Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.

2. An insulting name for a posh person

3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.

1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."

2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"

3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"

by DiamondSerpant March 30, 2007

cucumber blasting

Similar to finger blasting a girl, but with a cucumber.

I bought one of those 14 inch cucumbers from Whole Foods and was cucumber blasting the shit out of that girl.

by QueCumBer January 17, 2014

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber

No

"I have a large cucumber"

by Ihavequitealargecucumber November 12, 2013