Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf
by zootiebrownies1130 May 8, 2024
Get the Conked mug.When a group of PST's collude to use radiological torture, psychological torture, physical torture, biological torture, to slander, illegally use names, BIODATA, and likenesses WITHOUT CONSENT, for frame jobs, smear campaigns, coercion, and WAR CRIMES against minorities, protected classes of people including the elderly, the disabled, people of mid-low socioeconomic status including children as young as 2 y/o, for the purpose of their victim's murder, rape, gang-rape, terrorist threats, molestation, physical enslavement, cognitive enslavement, defrauding, interruption of access to healthcare and want to make a pretense of being the victim. The Neo Nazi Regime that now includes Nazi Extremist South Asians, when they get caught, prosecuted, and slip into oblivion, they want to say they were hunted/cunted for the sake of ambiguation. There is a faction on Silver Lane that meets at Rentschler Stadium for Hate Speech.
This term is not to be confused with wanting to have relations with blonde, redhead, or headless, swine or other farm animals or dead things.
This term is not to be confused with wanting to have relations with blonde, redhead, or headless, swine or other farm animals or dead things.
"He kunted/cunted me!"
"So you got Peppa Pigged, huh?"
"Unfortunately no, he wasn't into beastiality."
"But I did manage to frame him for pedophilia, rape and hurting my and my ped-owner's branded buttocks, 420 yo!"
"Oh!" "So when do I mark my calendar to perjure myself, for this mark?"
"Do you see what I just did there?"
"Ha!"
" I missed the last person/family we did the frame-job on."
"Yeah, just tell me what to lie about and I'll rally our Neo Nazis slaves and our soulless satanic cattle at Rentschler Stadium, if I can tear them away from the minority minors we abduct."
"It'll be a gas... chamber"
"Huh?"
"Ha!"
"We we've got to do something about the African Americans of Jewish Heritage in our town, our state, our country."
"I'm tired of having to say both n-----er and k--e in the same sentence, all this hate is making me want some opened yogurt." "The fresher the better, I had to wait two years for mine." "My Dad gave me what I wanted in no time. I begged for it, after dinner every night, he had to put a lock on his bedroom door." "They all did."
"All who?"
"All the males in the trailer, they could hear me at night... a'commin'."
"Well here's to good ol' opened yogurts!"
"Yay!"
"Yum!"
"Yum!"
"So you got Peppa Pigged, huh?"
"Unfortunately no, he wasn't into beastiality."
"But I did manage to frame him for pedophilia, rape and hurting my and my ped-owner's branded buttocks, 420 yo!"
"Oh!" "So when do I mark my calendar to perjure myself, for this mark?"
"Do you see what I just did there?"
"Ha!"
" I missed the last person/family we did the frame-job on."
"Yeah, just tell me what to lie about and I'll rally our Neo Nazis slaves and our soulless satanic cattle at Rentschler Stadium, if I can tear them away from the minority minors we abduct."
"It'll be a gas... chamber"
"Huh?"
"Ha!"
"We we've got to do something about the African Americans of Jewish Heritage in our town, our state, our country."
"I'm tired of having to say both n-----er and k--e in the same sentence, all this hate is making me want some opened yogurt." "The fresher the better, I had to wait two years for mine." "My Dad gave me what I wanted in no time. I begged for it, after dinner every night, he had to put a lock on his bedroom door." "They all did."
"All who?"
"All the males in the trailer, they could hear me at night... a'commin'."
"Well here's to good ol' opened yogurts!"
"Yay!"
"Yum!"
"Yum!"
by MyNameIsNotMariconIDontConsent January 16, 2025
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To be cuncked is to fall victim to a self-important occult grifter, to be scammed, ghosted, or otherwise spiritually shortchanged by someone who talks a big game but delivers nothing. It’s the realization that the ‘mystic authority’ you admired was just another PayPal wizard, cashing in on esoteric clout while ignoring their students, dodging accountability, and spiraling into political cope-posting.
A person is cuncked when:
They pay a premium for a course, mentorship, or initiation… only to be left on read.
They get hyped up on promises of “secret teachings”… but all they receive is a PDF that’s mostly rebranded Wikipedia.
They try to ask questions about the material, but the “teacher” is too busy debating neoliberal talking points on Facebook.
They realize that this isn’t an esoteric master at all—it’s just a middle-aged doomer hoarding tarot decks and whining about democracy.
They put their faith in the wrong person and end up poorer, disillusioned, and PayPal-pilled.
Once you’ve been cuncked, there’s no going back. You either wake up and walk away, or you cope, double down, and defend the grift. Many don’t survive the second cuncking.
A person is cuncked when:
They pay a premium for a course, mentorship, or initiation… only to be left on read.
They get hyped up on promises of “secret teachings”… but all they receive is a PDF that’s mostly rebranded Wikipedia.
They try to ask questions about the material, but the “teacher” is too busy debating neoliberal talking points on Facebook.
They realize that this isn’t an esoteric master at all—it’s just a middle-aged doomer hoarding tarot decks and whining about democracy.
They put their faith in the wrong person and end up poorer, disillusioned, and PayPal-pilled.
Once you’ve been cuncked, there’s no going back. You either wake up and walk away, or you cope, double down, and defend the grift. Many don’t survive the second cuncking.
"I thought I was signing up for an advanced course, but it turned out to be a pay-to-play scam with zero engagement. I got cuncked."
"Bro, he charged me $900 for an ‘esoteric training’ that was literally just a livestream of him monologuing. That’s a hard cuncking."
"I realized I’d been cuncked when my so-called mentor started posting tarot readings about election results instead of answering my questions."
"You can tell someone’s been cuncked when they start making excuses for their guru’s grift instead of admitting they got scammed."
"Bro, he charged me $900 for an ‘esoteric training’ that was literally just a livestream of him monologuing. That’s a hard cuncking."
"I realized I’d been cuncked when my so-called mentor started posting tarot readings about election results instead of answering my questions."
"You can tell someone’s been cuncked when they start making excuses for their guru’s grift instead of admitting they got scammed."
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