Crystal Palace

The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.

dude 1: Hey have you gone to the Crystal Palace?

dude 2: Yeah I got trashed there the other day.

by Big Kahuna (MFP) November 22, 2011

Crystal Queen

Gay crystal meth user.

I can't believe Ronnie turned into such a crystal queen. Yup, one snort is all it takes.

by E. Haller March 2, 2004

Crystal Palace

Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.

Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.

by cpfc_eagles July 24, 2008

poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

crystal meth

A type of methanphetamine that usually comes in small plastic bags with decorations on them called 'papers'. It looks like tiny crystals and can be snorted or eaten, but is usually smoked out of a glass pipe called a rose pipe (sold at some convinient stores and comes with a rose in them) or a lightbulb with the black part where you screw the bulb in removed, and a straw in it to catch the smoke, or sometimes smoked off of tin foil with a straw to catch the smoke and a lighter underneath. Usually doesn't effect the user the first time they use, but makes them feel very happy and speeds up their thoughts, but usually not their bodies as does crank.

"Is there any more crystal in the rose?"
"Hell no, lets call Billy and see if he can reload soon cause I'm a start fienin in a sec."

by Cali February 12, 2004

flava crystals

The white crust of dried spit that gathers in the corners of ones mouth, a la Flava Flav.

Did you watch flavor of love last week? He had the flava crystals kickin!

by Chris Jke March 24, 2008

Crystal Star

The Crystal Star is a sex move involving two ice cubes (crystals) and a females (or a potentially thick male) ass. The trick is to put one ice cube in the asshole, and another on top of the ass itself and to fire your load on the top ice cube and let it drip down to the other. The second, newly cum soaked ice cube is then pounded further into the asshole, to melt.

Person 1: I feel like getting freaky tonight babe, do you want to do the "Crystal Star"?
Person 2: Abso-fucking-lutely

by Gamberrowen May 31, 2018