butt custard

after a man takes it up the arse by another man and doesnt shower. therefore causing butt custard.

"jase man i got the biggest ass-ramming last night, he blew in my hole and i dint shower! i had sticky butt-custard for days!"

by girlsgottahaveit February 24, 2005

cmustard

to be contaminated by someone else’s poor bathroom hygiene

That dirty POS just cmustarded my keyboard.

by unknown638934 May 27, 2009

Custard Eyes

custard eyes is when your scared of the woods at night

"stop shining that torch at me, ive got custard eyes" said david

by peza2009 June 17, 2009

custard skin

when you heat custard and it develops a 'skin' on top of it that looks rank.

kid 1: hey looks its that fat kid.
kid 2: he is so fat his face looks like custard skin.

by greasd up deaf guy February 1, 2010

custard skin

girls who wear too much foundation.

lol look at that girl, she looks like she has custard skin.

by OMFGWTFBBQTRUCK February 4, 2010

Custardfaced

1. A sexual act in which a male showers his partner in a bath of semen so it looks like his partner has just eaten custard.

2. A common euphemism to describe freshmen's interest in custard (the dairy product) while insinuating an interest for getting drunk

1. "I'm so gonna get custardfaced tonight," Nick said to me with zest.

2. Nick, you're totally getting custardfaced tonight!

by Freshman Nick April 28, 2011

custard dumplin

A female from slightly chubby to morbidly obeses that loves putting penises in and or around her mouth, until her face gets frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut

Lisa is such a custard dumplin, she's blown every dude I know.

Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.

by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014