Crunchy

lightheaded,feeling the aftermath of
Exstacy.

I am feeling crunchy today after dropping
E last night.

by Maston October 7, 2004

crunchy toast

A moron. Crunchy Toast
Someone stupid.

Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber

by Avinash Boroowa June 22, 2005

Crunchy the Chinese Sailor

What happens when you give Indigo Cinnamon Life. :P
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR FTW!!

Why so crunchy, Batman?!

CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR PWNS :3

by Stevelicis August 17, 2010

crunchy

Discribes being noticably dirty involving hygene, style, or sexuality.

1."The girls locker room smells like vagina and hair spray, and that's pretty god-damn crunchy."
2."Did you see Lucy's plaid hot pants? Those are fucking crunchy."
3."Man, Steve calls himself Captain and wraps his dick in duct tape when he jerks off. . .that's a little to crunchy for my taste."

by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005

crunchy

1: Something that is defined with the sound "crunch"
2: One's underwear after one week of not washing yet not wearing
3: Sweaty socks that have set out for far to long and are stiff
4: The sound of a human head collapsing in

"After several weeks of not wearing them my socks felt quite crunchy as I slipped them on."

by J Tanner Ivy March 10, 2005

crunchy vagina

the female genitals; while vagina is the noun, crunchy is the verb added on to give this "crunchy vagina" its overall meaning; a crunchy vagina consists of when either 1) a girl is ugly thus using the appropriate suffix of the verb 2) you hook up with a nasty male/woman and you know as an outside viewer that their shit is beat 3) any loose or infected genitals

Additional: the word crunch can be replaced for the entire complex word of 'crunchy vagina'; furthermore suffixes and prefixes are permitted to be added on to the replaced word"

"That girl has such a crunchy vagina"

by Chroni what cles of S237 November 17, 2007

crunchy

a verb describing someoen who is mad

stop being so crunchy bitch

by *<] : ) August 21, 2004