Crossed

To be both under the influence of alcohol and high off marijuana at the same time.

Damn bro, I’m so crossed right now

by Bacon&Eggz July 19, 2025

criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

by SpikeSan October 5, 2018

California Crosseye

One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.

I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead

by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019

toes crossed

when the sex is so good, it makes your toes cross

man, that girl made me cum so hard she made my toes crossed!

by GaryTHATGary September 23, 2020

Penis Crossed

To cross one's penis is the most romantic gesture commonly used to wish for luck.

S/he had his/her penis crossed and wished for some luck while preordering the ps5

by iSweariamSober May 29, 2021