When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.
Sally: What's up with the eye patch?
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011
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As the young man approach the old lady with a baby, he grabs
the baby and ran, the old lady yelled "he crookd it".
the baby and ran, the old lady yelled "he crookd it".
by Anett November 13, 2011
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by Fluffypinkunicron March 10, 2017
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by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019
Get the Crooky cookies mug.A person, often tradie , that operates to the crookest of levels. Loves getting weird and is often seen doing dumb shit at work. On the piss a crook operator is known to be able to sink as much piss as an Irish man and his horse. Crook operations can include doing dangerously stupid stuff while on the piss and getting so weird that you make the CBHS hockey squad seem normal.
by Nolan, Mike Nolan March 13, 2019
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Disgusting agonizing death and carnage on a scale of mass genocide.
Disgusting agonizing death and carnage on a scale of mass genocide.
The opening day of the battle of the Somme was complete Croodilidge.
Survivors of the battle of Verdun went through extreme suffering and horrible Croodilidge.
Survivors of the battle of Verdun went through extreme suffering and horrible Croodilidge.
by CrythunderKing December 19, 2020
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