Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

crapping around

being unproductive, goofing off.

stop crapping around, you need to mow the lawn

by irockpeesonmyheadbutdontcallmeapeehead August 30, 2005

Chopping Onions

A term typically used by youtubers to describe the action of hating on or negativley talking about the shitlord that is Onision or the onion man.

person 1: Hey did you see Strange ÆONS video about Chopping onions?

person 2: wtf how did you get into my house

by flatbear December 27, 2019

time-copping

Finishing yourself off when a girl cannot make you cum. eg. when shagging or getting a bj she cannot finish you off so you take your cock in your own hand and do the job correctly into their face

In the film "Time Cop" Van Damme travels back in time to save his wife and when he travels back, he sees himself pumping his wife and decides to wait until they are finished. In actual fact, what he should have done is gone in and told his wife to stand aside; that he knew what he liked and finished himself off. Hence, time-copping.

by Jason Shepherd January 11, 2008

comping

Comping is the process of entering competitions by a comper or compers, usually via a website such as lottos.

They are comping members - they are entering competitions in the hope of winning prizes.

by tassie_tiger August 28, 2009

Tendon Cropping

A vague but harsh sounding punishment for casual conversation. Usually done intentionally.

"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."

by Hugh's Dad, Cleaner of Elbows July 5, 2021

Pain cropping

When a person lies about having a severe health issue that is extremely painful and full of suffering that they can never understand and how it effects them and their loved ones. They use it to get attention and sympathy from people. This includes cancer and ptsd

That asshole said he had cancer, did chemo and all but it was all fake and the records were forged. My mother battled it for 5 years and it was so much to go through. I don't like people pain cropping on something they never felt

by Cenobite777 March 22, 2024