creamy beans

when a person with a penis ejactculates inside someone's ass and they poop it out along with fecal matter

"dude, I had the worst case of creamy beans this morning after me and tom got done last night."

by creamybeans August 3, 2017

Creamy Sandos

Surfer dude slang version of "ice cream sandwiches".

Surfer 1: "Hey, brah. What you want from the store?"

Surfer 2: "I'm craving some creamy sandos, dude."

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 April 7, 2022

creamy beaver

When a woman not on birth control takes a creampie inside her beaver, not realizing shes on her most fertile day of the cycle.

The result of a creamy beaver is always, or almost always, a beautiful disaster

by Sexydimma May 26, 2021

Creamy butter

Creamy butter is another word for creamy peanut butter

“Creamy butter”
“No”

by Delu018 February 9, 2022

mcdonald's creamy

A creampie in a McDonald's bathroom.

"Did you hear? I heard he gave Jessica a McDonald's Creamy."
"Like the ranch?"
"No, dude."

by AbigailWilson11 May 11, 2019

Creamy Lincoln

After cumming inside a girl you insert one copper penny with the stealth.

Dude, I gave that girl from the DNC a "creamy Lincoln"

by Tberry146 March 2, 2021

Creamy Halo

An act in which the recipient takes a thick bead of Male ejaculate (evenly distributed, of course) across the forehead in a haloesque fashion.

The homies Carlos and Damian rock bangs, out of necessity, to conceal any evidence being Creamy Haloed.

by TheTrueOger68! December 17, 2020