Lidl Crayon

A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.

You see that guy over there? I heard he has a right Lidl crayon going on!

by General Fire November 12, 2012

the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.

"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"

by jessinof July 22, 2017

Crayon

The brown ones taste the best.

Nom Nom brown crayons.

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020

Crayoning

Whilst receiving felatio, a man withdraws his penis from the persons mouth and proceeds to draw on the giving party’s face with the tip of his penis

“Yeah I’m a male sex worker, I offer extras such as crayoning, anal play on you, rimming on me, nipple play”

by Killaklamjam September 2, 2018

crayon level

Understanding a concept or idea on a small child's level.

My understanding of global politics is on a total crayon level.

by TangerineGRL13 February 27, 2013

Crayon

A delicious snack used by the kindest humans on earth (children) and the scariest people on earth (the marines). Sometimes used for coloring, but colored pencils are better for coloring (not eating).

Bob: “Are you hungry?”
Tom: “Yes.”
Bob: “Pick which crayon flavor you want.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

Crayon

G Dragon's song about crayons (JK)
I's pretty lit.

VIP for LIFE!!

"Why so serious?"
"GET YOUR CRAYON!!!"

by ARMYMONBEBEAHGASE May 6, 2018