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Bum crayon

When you've been to the toilet no matter how much you wipe there is still poo there
OMG i've been wiping for 20 mins and this bum crayon is not going anywhere!!
by crazy co-op lady September 25, 2009
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Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs
TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!
by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018
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Crayolagram

(noun)

1. A hastily or sloppily drawn diagram or schematic, often drawn with brightly colored crayons, that attempts to explain or outline a sophisticated concept. Often seen as a result of small children attempting to explain some implausible device or plan, or as a result of adults who are in a hurry.

2. A letter or card whose message is written in crayon. Often the result of the writer's inability or disinterest in finding a pen or a pencil.
1. Junior made a crayolagram for his school project.

2. "Hey, I got your crayolagram. I liked the...bright colors."
by magzillas January 21, 2010
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Purple Crayon

Another name for a black guys penis. Comes from the fact that some black men's penises are so dark they appear purple in color.
Man Alexa can get enough of those purple crayons, what a hoe!!
by Daryl The Sterile December 6, 2010
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Craypot

The slow-burn wooing, with the ultimate aim of scoring, a person of the fairer sex.

Metaphor used because this wooing approach, like capturing crayfish, is a long-term game. Also one may deploy multiple craypots.

The craypot fishing approach is popular amongst gents because it is relatively low effort and high return. Like the real crayfishing it only involves the periodic checking of / tending to pot and top-up with the odd bit of "mullet"
“I dropped a cheeky craypot with that bird I met on the plane the other week”

It’s time you put a bit of mullet in that crapot and emailed her again”

“Don’t you go sniffing around my craypots in your dodgy tinnie or I'll have MAF onto you”
by Max Kaprun January 7, 2013
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CrayGhetto

A new styling of colors by Crayola, in which they are targeting young Ghetto children with the colors: Pimpin' Purple, Orange Bitch!, Ghetto Green, Pop Tha Colla Pink, Boozie Brown, Hell'o Yellow, Crip Blue, Blood Red, and many many more.
Teacher, Teacher! I need the Orange Bitch! CrayGhetto Crayola please!
by Mark Yankovich September 3, 2007
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Pink Crayon

Eww, check it out, my dog's pink crayon is out!
by SoGGyCupCaKeS November 9, 2009
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