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cois crawl

the act of an impatient and idiotic Quebecois creeping across the intersection in anticipation of the light turning green, often times landing the individual half-way through the intersection or farther before the light changes.
That fat, toothless Quebecois man just cois crawled his way throught the whole intersection!
by nuck chorris November 27, 2013
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mornin' crawls

The feeling one gets when waking up from a nightmare early in the morning.
I had a bad case of the mornin' crawls
by Mr. Robotron March 15, 2019
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Bowl Crawl

Similar to a pub or bar crawl, except with marijuana instead of beer. The process in which a friend group walks or bikes to all their local smoke spots in a night. Usually smoking a joint or so at each. As the night goes on the group gets higher and higher, and the crawl becomes more difficult.
“Man that Bowl Crawl was crazy this weekend”

“Yeah I was zoinked by the time we got to the third spot”
by Barfbatter April 14, 2021
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sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.
guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass
by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021
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coke crawl

The malformed cross between the army crawl and the worm, this behavior is the hallmark indicator that you have basically ran out of good blow. The desperate addict scours the floor for any remaining dustings.
Oh man, I'm doing the coke crawl in this video from that trip to Mexico. Obviously I should just buy more product or develop some damn self-respect.
by jLegend September 26, 2020
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baby crawl

A dance move in clubs. Kinda like huming the floor in a push up position with someone grinding ontop of you.
Mostly sluts do this.
yooo did you see dem girls over there it was like 10 girls all doin baby crawl. it was mad chill!
by a;owubrpwirbawrn 2q43535 November 4, 2008
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Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape
Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl
by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025
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