Craperdalski

/Crap-er-dal-ski/ The closest word in the dictionary to being a curse word without actually crossing that line.

"Oh craperdalski, i forgot to do my homework last night!"

by jojomanji October 18, 2011

crapped down our leg

Attempt to do something and fail

Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."

by aginasia November 13, 2011

crappendable

Being depended on to be crappy or crap.

"Jeff is always crappendable!"

by DanteGreenArrow May 9, 2014

Crappertunity

When things are going wrong (it's total crap) there may just be some opportunity in there to do something good.

I lost my job and that sucks. But it's a total crappertunity. Because now I don't have to ask for vacation time to go home for Thanksgiving.

by whatworkscoach April 14, 2017

Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

Caspered

When a period of time has passed after you have been smoking weed and you burp and smoke comes out.

Dude, I just caspered out my nose.

by MTLbish April 21, 2018

Crapper

Bad or crappy rapper who is no good. Crap rapper-crapper.

Man homie that new crapper sucks, he's got no skills. Wow this dude a crapper.

by TheonlyBC April 21, 2018