bear crawling

The terrifying way Alma from FEAR crawls at you when your in an air vent.

OMFG ALMA's bear crawling me

by Foor November 30, 2006

I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

creepy crawling

the act of committing small mischief late at night, usually in the suburbs.

STEVE: hey dude lets go creepy crawling
GREG: ok, we'll go piss in our neighbors pool

by chunk manmusk October 11, 2009

calling card

A way of leaving a sign that someone was in a certain place by expelling a flatulent odor from one's body.

Whew, Anthony! What died in here?

It smells like Mancini left us his Calling Card

by Mizzle Slizzle November 23, 2004

Cock Calling

Similar to Butt Dialing except it truly explains the phenomenon when the cell phone is not in your back pocket but your front pocket instead.

Pam: "Hello?"
Sam's phone: "*buzz* *random noise*"
Pam: "Sam! You are cock calling me!"

by ShwStppnActr June 28, 2010

crawling in my skin

1. Me.

2. Best song ever!

White Base55: CRAAAAAWWWWLLIIIIIINNG IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN!

White Base55: Guys check out this new song, it's called Crawling. It totally sums up my life.
PottyTime3: crawling in your skin, huh white?

by White Base55 November 18, 2004

Calling Card

When a girl asks you to write your number down after you've slept over her place following a 1 night stand. However, the only thing your note says is "I win."

So I wake up next to this land beast and she hassles me on how she wants to see me again, so I left her the calling card on my way out.

by sherlock140 April 30, 2009