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Chocolate Coated banana

When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.
Andy was having sex with Pauline when she screamed out "I need a chocolate coated banana!"
by Sniff the Coke May 4, 2008
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Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
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Cortez

Cortez is a nasty human being, who is into boys, and love to jerk of
Wow cortez actually convinced a dude to let him smash
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corped

by asian boty56 June 11, 2010
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costed

a word used to describe how much something was in the past tense.
by t-roon February 14, 2009
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Corned beef taco

What your stinky vagina smells like after a long night of drinking where you slept in an alley outside the bar you were drinking at. Fish beer and regret
Got laid in the alley last night by a girl with corned beef taco
by Twiisted Tee March 16, 2019
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