Alex Crack

Also known as "Alexander Mackenzie High School" or "AMAC", this Canadian high school is known for arrogant/stupid students trying too hard to be gangster, majority foreign-exchange students, shitty teachers, and extreme drug use (hence the name). The only reason this school would be considered a viable option is if you enjoy being involved in toxic friend groups, other schools don't want you, or if you're involved in the Arts/IB program (which bring in the hippies and the Asians). The school is next to a hospital, what else do you need to know?

Guy 1: Hey man I heard the new kid in 3rd switched schools .
Guy 2: Yeah man he's the 4th one this month.
Guy 1: Any reason why?
Guy 2: The fuck you think its Alex Crack.
Guy 1: Yeah nobody likes it here.

by that22guy December 4, 2019

fo' shacka my cracka

Phrase conveying agreement used in suburban high schools in predominantly white communities.

"I think we should go bowling with other white people."
"Fo' shacka my cracka."

by cpoc December 4, 2003

crackacardia

Crackardia is when you have ingested large amounts of Crack-cocaine (or cocaine in any form), thereby causing a reaction of increased heart-rate, this is the term used to describe the rythm your cardiac monitor is reading.

Julius: "Yo man, my heart feels like it's beating out of my chest"
Brian: "Yeah, I think you smoked too much crack tonight"
Julius: "Yeah nigga' I must be gettin' that crackacardia, Let's go to the ER."

by Tiffany and Brian October 12, 2007

crack happy

When you're on crack (a type of drug), you usually laugh and act a lot happier than you really should. Feeling crack happy is when you feel way happier about something than you really should.

A friend just gave you an M&M and you start jumping up and down like you've just won the lottery. Your friend says, "You're crack happy over that little M&M?"

by Alex Lennon October 31, 2007

crack stacks

a poor persons apartment complex, usually the projects, where the drug dealers live

There was yet another drug bust down at the crack stacks last night.

by Jamie Gum January 9, 2009

crack logic

1. A deranged state of mind, usually occuring after one has smoked crack, in which one is completely devoid of the principles of logic. Incoherence; insanity; irrationality.
2. The use of nonsensical lies to hustle people for money to support their crack addiction.

My Dad uses crack logic when trying to persuade me to give him money. "I need some money for food! Are you going to let your father die of starvation?" When I bring him several bags of groceries he gets mad because I didn't bring him money with which to buy crack.

by Eva Durkin May 10, 2008

crack-nasty

Something so utterly gross and unsanitary only a crack whore would attempt. The activity defies all dignity and self-respect.

I can't believe you made him go ass to mouth. That's just crack-nasty.

by Bo-Jangle's Ballsack Attack September 13, 2009