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pan-contiguity

A state in which an object with uncountable parts is at a right angle to a second object with uncountable parts.
Pan-contiguity implies the phenomenon of injecture.

In other words, pan-contiguity says that reality is an open system.

Pan-contiguity says that reality has an uncountable number of injectures; right angles created by the orientation of uncountable sets of two objects each with uncountable parts.
by fightfacilities November 19, 2020
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cantini

the act of applying deodorant or, more appropriately, antiperspirant along the sternum
After a shower, Adam cantinis to prevent the appearance of future embarrassing sweat stains across his shirt.
by The1stCantini September 22, 2011
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cantilingus

an obvious failled attempt at giving a female oral pleasure or a refusal to give said oral pleasure
did you get some last night?
not really, got a little cantilingus, if that counts.
so i saw you at the bar last night with that nasty chic..
oh yea we went home but one look at that thing i said sorry cantilingus tonight
by rev. redeye November 23, 2011
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Cantillo

The surname given to a Colombian legend. A Cantillo is a pure savage, one who tortures the mind to such a degree, that it is impossible for chance to respond. His Colombian heritage will always be the medium to which he lives and dwells on others. No matter what you say to him, Colombia will always be superior. He will convince you to release your sins and fall into his realm of Colombian appreciation. There is absolutely nothing you can do to convince him wrong about any subject, because you, in fact, are in the wrong, every time.

Beware, he will never eat.......never sleep........and never stop throwing insults at you.
ex.

Friend 1: "Hey, where do you want to go this weekend?
Cantillo: " Excuse me, what kind of insensible dumb-ass would suggest anywhere other than Bogota, Colombia. I hope you and your stupid family fly to somewhere else other than Colombia and have a horrible time. There is nothing greater than Colombia; we are the start and result of everything sacred on this planet. Pangea was created from here, Donkeys roam our streets looking for computer science internships, robot chickens have sex with each other on the streets at noon, our president is the most interesting man in the world and finally, the red coloration on our flag is covered with the blood of our fallen soldiers defending our nation from the evil that is, western-skinny jeans. We are more superior in every way possible, so shut your mouth, fill it with Platanos and EAT IT!!!
Friend 1: "K"
by otter101 April 29, 2019
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Conail

Did you see Conail. He’s some ride
by Sarah is a name December 11, 2019
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Centiburger

When you eat a burger and then shit that burger out on your homies burger.

Then he eats it and shits it out and puts the shit as a topping on the next burger for someone else to eat.
Bro 1 : Bro I'm bout to shit on your burger.

Bro 2: Nah bro I'm bout to shit on your burger.

Bro 1: Bro. Nah. I'm bout to make us a centiburger cus I'm gonna shit out the burger I ate that you shit on and then make us a new burger.

Bro 3 : That's a centiburger.

Fuck you but I'm about to get you a cent a burger.
by vajj26 & pro edge May 10, 2020
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Coating the Penny Horse

This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.
"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."

"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."
by FondantTerrible July 24, 2020
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