penis contact

when the penis contacts with the table

Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?

by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022

AutoFill Contact

A type of AutoFill that fills in Contacts

Also pops up when you are gonna type a title in Urban Dictionary

You: ima make a new word
Urban Dictionary: AUTOFILL CONTACT?

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve October 20, 2022

Negative Contact

When you cut ties with somebody and don’t even dare to get in touch with them even they “need” you for emergencies

Person 1: Didn’t your ex try to call you before she went missing
Person 2: She did but its negative contact because fuck that bitch

by Quincy2001 February 9, 2024

Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 11, 2020

contact fishing

used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.

SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):

by zoeelizabethh September 27, 2008