Costandinos

Big Willy

Oh my gosh did you hear about Greg and his Costandinos, I'ts HUGE!

by SonySti March 27, 2011

Konstantin

The definition above this one was done by my stalker. It is a funny story to tell. I could have even had her, but, well, we could not marshall the necessary courage for that. And I was even a virgin at the time. Which begs the question - why can I not be stalked by someone intelligent, attractive, and preferably marxist? But I suppose there is some law of human relations that states that the stalker must be uninteresting to the stalked. Or I would have actually noticed her. Good times.

You should be able to find me...somewhere here is contact information.....

I, Konstantin, I suppose, am an example of myself?

by imperatorcons August 17, 2011

Konstantin

Konstantin - A zen like state of mind usually associated with illusory superiority - Often presents as a form of entertaining delusional alternative reality in Bulgarian lone wolves. Side effects include accelerated hair loss, uncontrollable erections, and a predisposition to business time. Sometimes used as the standard unit measurement for bullshit (logarithmic scale).

1. He claimed his dick was so big, but when I saw it I realised he was suffering from Konstantin.
2. The claim that the car could do 0-60 in 3 seconds turned out to measure 6 on the Konstantin scale.

by Naturally Aspirated April 18, 2017

constant as the north star

unwavering in position or resolve. usually uttered before brutal stabbing death.

The SGA President said he was as constant as the north star before being stabbed 33 times by his VP and CFO. They then started a slush fund.

by robert mcnamara August 12, 2004

konstantine

The emo alternative for the otherwise "gangster" word, 'boo'.

GANGSTER
"You will always be my boo." - My Boo by Usher & Alicia Keys
EMO
"You will always be my Konstantine." - Konstantine by Something Corporate

by Raven B. August 9, 2005

constantiam

A minecraft server run similarly to 2b2t but not related, The owner and admin is James Rustles

.

Want to go play on constantiam?

by JoeyC9 November 12, 2017

constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.

Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008