Confuckuated

The ability to be confused and not giving a fuck at the same time.

David was Confuckuated at the table while listening to his wife ramble on.

by iG00 March 13, 2022

confucked

when you get confused between the salt and pepper and fuck your brothers dad

“my therapist thinks i’m in sane because i told her about the confucked incident”

by anonymous April 10, 2022

confuckulated

when something has gone terribly wrong beyond return

"Help!theres a fire in the barn!"
"Yeah im pretty sure its confuckulated'

by bigballsenjoyer999 May 5, 2022

Confucked

Beyond fucking confused.

I am entirely confucked as to what is going on right now.

by Duckie45895 May 15, 2022

confucKius

An ancient sex guru & a conman, believed to be third cousin of the famous Confucius

confucKius was ladies' favourite

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 28, 2022

Confuckulated

Confusing, complicated, and completely fucked up.

Do not attempt to unfurl the United States socioeconomic and political systems, for that endeavor would prove a futile and confuckulated endeavor.

by anonymous August 18, 2022

Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.

by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022