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computer gangster

A person who tries to portray themselves as a gangster online on sites such as Myspace, sconex, and blackplanet. These people are normally the very opposite of gangster when met face to face.
"He was a b*tch when we tried to confront him. But on his MySpace page he said he was ______ (enter gang). Man he's definetly a computer gangster.
by J-Bizzy March 25, 2006
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Computer

"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
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Computer Jockey

Anyone that uses a computer for their job or is overly zealous in their personal use of said computer.
All the computer jockeys in the building need to log off of the server.
by mark3237 October 15, 2010
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Treat Complete

1) An expression uttered when you have become fully satisfied, whether after a delicious meal, a romantic encounter with the opposite sex, or in a myriad of other instances.
2) Can also be used to describe one's intense enjoyment of something at that particular moment.
1) Guy 1: "Dude, I went home with that brunette chick from last night."
Guy 2: "Did she complete your treat?"
Guy 1: "Did she ever."

1) Guy 1:"Man, that dinner was good, but I'm still not satisfied."
Guy 2: "How about brownies for dessert?"
Guy 1: "Treat complete!"

2) Guy 1: "I am treating on the new Gorillaz album right now."
Guy 2: "I noticed...especially since you haven't stopped listening to it for 3 days straight now."
by Trash35 May 22, 2010
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computer

the square thing ur staring deep within
Look forward.....................see? it's a computer!
by mine...who me?.... no me! October 19, 2007
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Computer callus

A computer callus is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callus.
by Hollydollie August 21, 2009
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Computer Monk

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.
Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.
by user26 January 13, 2011
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