comasexual

A person who is raped by a member of the same sex while in a coma or is otherwise incapacitated.

When a dude gets drunk, passes out, and is raped by another guy at a party, he is considered a comasexual. This also occurs quite frequently at hospitals when a patient is sedated for an extended period of time.

by Jump-Auf and B-Nasty January 25, 2010

colossal crodunder

1.a big ass somethin. Anything thats hella big is a colossal crodunder.
2. A groupie named Marie.

1. DAAAAAAAAAAMN! YO MOMMAS A COLOSSAL CRODUNDER WEARING THAT 28x dress!
2. dammit colossal crodunder is up tryin to get wit J again

by bojzzle May 9, 2005

comes with a free ego

A tag added to the end of a product that when bought makes the consumer think they are better than everyone else.

Steve: Do you know what the temperature in Aspen is today?

Ronald: Lemme check on my brand new iPhone!

Steve: Ronald youve had that phone for 3 months shut the fuck up.

Peter: Steve, dont you know that the iPhone comes with a free ego?

by dercanerfuyijander October 5, 2009

Como sanada manana

I don't understand, speak fucking English.

Mexican: Por lo que el otro día yo estaba...
American: Como sanada manana.
Mexican:So they other day I was...

by Because you don't understand October 31, 2009

comes out of the blue

To happen unexpectedly

"He seemed so surprised from the news that comes out of the blue"

by Dolucky April 12, 2021

colostomy bag

a bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds)

ME: ewww whats smells in here
NERD: i had to use a colostomy bag because i can't get off of wow

by (v)1<#4341 April 17, 2007

Colostomy-bang

The act of using one's colostomy-bag port as a vagina, or other preferred fuck hole.

Myrtle had to have her colostomy bag refitted because Tyrone mercilessly colostomy-banged her so hard that the hole stretched out.

by Mikey b 650 March 8, 2011