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Colton

Colton, one of the douchiest guys ever, I don't understand why everyone thinks they would make good boyfriends or how people think a Colton could even be a good friend. If his names starts with C sis leave.
YOU ARE DATING A COLTON?
by flowergirl27 December 9, 2019
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Colton

Quick and witty but only speaks in brain rot or quotes memes. A top-tier gooner. Usually on the heavier side, a connoisseur of foods. Typically a bad driver.
Colton is a top-tier gooner. He achieved the highest rank on jerkmate ranked.
by Ssb1966 March 17, 2025
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Colton Bowling

A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.
Is that a killer wale with legs? Oh wait it’s Colton Bowling
by Madison kids are bomb January 3, 2020
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Colton

A teen boy that is very tall and skinny and is very very very EMO🖤🖤🖤.
Colton is emo.
by The_furry October 6, 2021
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Colton

Somone who is smart and kind to everyone,loved and responsible and carefull
when your mom says good job and says you are COLTON
by Goearge Washington March 4, 2021
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Colton Busko

Dad..? Colton Busko...
by Stewie428 May 25, 2019
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Colton “lethal” Gonzales

Colton’s are outstanding and are funny, they don’t have a care in the world, but when he wants to can be a bad mother fucker and fuck some people up. Comes from the lethal clan as seen in Colton “lethal” Gonzales, and as it says is lethal and to avoid. He makes the best boyfriend and will care for you till the end of time. He also gives the best hugs. Plus he’s a straight baddy.
Colton “lethal” Gonzales is so funny, he’s cut and bad the whole package
by Best_nama_reivwer November 19, 2023
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