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gym colonialism

the gymrats who leave their water bottles and jumpers around the gym equipment, walk off and come back expecting to have “their” gym apparatus back when it is not THEIRS IN THE FIRSt place. Walking AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE DAMN PLACE and are more entitled to the equipment just cuz they’re jacked when sir… this is a public CHAIN gym.
Gym Colonialism is an atrocity which is often overlooked, but we should stand together against this modern day evil and jab these twits in the eye
by Luisa2333 March 30, 2023
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colonel sandurz

The nerdy-looking colonel that is always by the side of Lord Helmet.
1) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
2) Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
3) Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!
by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005
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Colonel Crunch

A sex move where the male, out of nowhere, yells "Colonel Crunch!" He then punches the woman in the face, and jizzes in her ear.
I yelled "Colonel Crunch, Bitch!" and she had an orgasm.
by ReesieCup September 8, 2009
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telephone colonel

Army and Air Force Lieutenant Colonels (O-5) aka Light Colonels are customarilly addressed as "Colonel" on the phone or in the salutation in letters. This is sometimes is used to their advantage to obtain the preferential treatment afforded Full or "Bird" Colonels (O-6) which is a flag grade.
"Good Morning. New Sanno Hotel. How can I help you?"
"Yes, this is Colonel Smith--I'd like to reserve a V.I.P. suite for next weekend."
"Yes, sir, are you a full colonel?"
"Uh, um, no, I'm a lieutenant colonel."
"Sorry, sir, the V.I.P. suites are only available to flag grade officers not telephone colonels!"
by waflyboy September 29, 2013
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Colonial Shoebie

Same as a regular shoebie except in a colonial tourism area rather than a beach.
There will be thousands of Colonial Shoebies in Williamsburg for the 4th of July, unfortunately.
by DeathNova June 27, 2005
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colonelklink

Renegade Galactic Stormtrooper once thought to have had an affair with Superchicken. A ghey mythical character who dreams of Jedi Knights and who engulfs every hour practicing his Dungeons and Dragons technique
Colonel Klink first met Superchicken at the Unitarian church
by JediMaster April 2, 2005
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Colonel Teske

Name for any subpar individual that mistakenly believes he/she maintains a high standard of etiquette.
"man, that waiter at the cracker barrel really Colonel Teske'd it up when he asked us to pass out our own food"

"Did you see that Colonel Teske at the Southern Gentleman's ball last night? He asked his date to hold the door open so he could make a better entrance"
by El Commodore May 2, 2010
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