Colonel Batty

A man on a ship with a wikid name! OR maybe Tom worthington

'Hey colonel batty, What u up to?'

by The steve meister November 22, 2004

Colonel Moretti

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.

"I hate Colonel Moretti."

by SinStar4 March 24, 2012

colonel ratchet

a term used to describe gab s or anyone who is ratchet

"Colonel Ratchet please report to the main office"

by Gabshoo January 20, 2013

District Commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger

An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.

District commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger

by joeisalwayswrong December 11, 2010

colonel rubens

A crudely organized commando raid, often orchestrated by honorably discharged veterans.

Willie: I was down drinking in Jason's basement and noticed that his dad has a shitload of printers and copiers just lying around.

Joey: Lets get some of my 'Nam buddies together, organize a Colonel Rubens, and then spend the money we make on strippers.

by Kernel Klink August 25, 2006

coloneled

When a girl or guy sucks their finger and sticks it in your penis hole.

I got coloneled off a girl last night, it bloody hurt but it felt so good.

by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

colonel sanders

leaving your cum above a womans lip and on her chin giving her the appearance of the fine colonel

boy your grandma really looked like colonel sanders when i finished with her last night

by lazylay76 May 27, 2012