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ClockBlocker

A clockblocker is when your waiting for a certain time on your phone but your friend grabs your phone and uses it so you don’t know what time it is
Samantha was waiting for it to be 12:00 am but her friend Emma used her phone without her permission. clockblocker is a person who blocks clocks kind of like a cockblocker
by Smoremallow September 28, 2018
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Clockblocked

Adjective; Either you, or your foreign friends in different time zones being too exhausted to play online games, such as Borderlands,
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"
Example: Dude it was like noon but my Australian friend was so tired, he just couldn't stay awake, I felt Clockblocked!
by Tieranei October 9, 2014
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CockSmocker

A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.
John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*

*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*

Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"
by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019
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CockBlock

When Ben10 CockBlocks man like Dan the Man.
Cockblock is a common trait in which the Dan the Man is often a victim of the Ben10 CockBlock makes you come in ya sock, instead of letting you fill your boots, no puss in the boots, no real roots or zoots and toots. Four bangs by ladies of the night are needed, man like Dan and six dogs nearly breeded. Shudditdoon.
Ben10 cockblock make ya come in a sock
by Popsinator January 1, 2022
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Ninja Cockblock

Cockblocking someone by staring at them from behind an object.
Lee is such a ninja cockblocker, look at him watch us make-out behind that tree.
by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010
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Subliminal cockblocking

The act of sending someone subconscious or subliminal messages which make that person not want to sleep with another person or individual.
"The way he disses every other guy in the room leads one to believe that he actually earned his B.S. in subliminal cockblocking."

or

"His texts always seem normal, but in reality they're just his way of subliminal cockblocking."
by Lawyergal83 October 20, 2011
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gentlemens cockblock

When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.
-- At a Party --

Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!

*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
by unger53194 September 19, 2011
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