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Coffee

Liquid UNNGGGHHHHH.

pronounced: Dee-lish-us
I'm fuckin' tired. I need me some COFFEE. UNNGGGHHHHH!
by Polnareff June 11, 2010
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coffee

a drink made from coffee beans. people drink it because of its content of caffeine. some people drink it because they think they look cool walking into class with a big ass cup off caribou coffee talking about how they need to wake up yet its 40% cream 40% sugar and 20% coffee
by monotone September 26, 2004
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coffee shop

"hey lets go score some dope at the coffee shop"
by knoitall April 20, 2007
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Getting coffee

Hooking up or having casual sex with a friend or coworker.
Her: Let go get coffee.
Him: But I don't drink coffee.

Her: Me either ;)
Him: I'm getting coffee today/ tonight.
by China0123456789 October 16, 2016
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coffee

Drug used by hackers and students
I need coffee, i need to r00t.
by X April 12, 2003
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cofi

term given to inhabitants of the town Caernarfon in North Wales (referred to by Cofi's as "dre{dreeh}). Most Cofi women can be seen wearing something similar to the Croydon Facelift, pushing prams and wearing the latest gear from Henleys/Addidas/Helly Hansen. Cofi men use liberal amounts of hair gel to spike their hair into a suitable fashion so as to attract lady Cofi's and increase their chances of spawning young Cofi's before they reach their 16th birthday. Cofi's use the word "cont" as an affectionate term to their friends and loved ones (as well as their enemies). The majority of Cofi's choose to shy away from employment, choosing instead to live off state benefits (often spawning many mini Cofi's to increase household income).
Iawn cont? (Alright, cunt?)
C'mere, cont, I'll fochin do yer ed in!
Cofi 4 lyf, cont!
by ohdidijustsaythat March 11, 2011
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cup of coffee

Is code for sex. When you ask someone to get a "Cup of coffee" you assume they know what it means. If not then you are in for embarassment.
Clint: So, do you want to get a "cup of coffee"?

Anne: I don't drink coffee.

Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005
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